What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

What do you mean son?

What is the reason behind the Russian government's negative view on foreign travel?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Do you know what she said mum?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

What was the most challenging shift you experienced as an ER physician? Can you describe the details and reasons behind it?

What! how could you do that?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

True - how I loved my mum!

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Is marijuana bad for you?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”